David and a prostitute.

Should I ship David and Air Force Amy, a legal prostitute in Nevada, pornographic actress, and adult model, considered one of the top earners in Nevada's legalized brothel business?

Dang, Dave. Nice. Nice. I see you have a real smile goin' on there. They make such a lovely couple!

Edit: BAHAHAHA, ANNIE.

David: '[singing under his breath as photo is taken] What if God was one of us? Just a slu...uh, slOB like one of us. haha. Sorry! Flubbed the lyrics again, happens AAAAALLLL the time, dangit. haha'
Air Force Amy: 'Why, aren't you adorable? You know, I could teach you how to never flub anything ever again...'
Jeff: 'CUT!'
David: 'Wait! What do you mean?'
Jeff: 'OUT! OVER! FINIS!' *drags David home*
David: 'But Dad!'
Air Force Amy: 'Le sigh.'