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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

David is stealthy like a ninja!

KARIN


KATHLEEN


OMG, KATHLEEN, I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE THE CUTEST THING EVER. PLEASE VISIT SNARKIES AND COMMENT. SERIOUSLY. I ADORE YOU. LIKE A BILLION. DAVID, PLEASE MARRY KATHLEEN. SHE IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD AND I ADORE HER AND HER SPAZZINESS. KATHLEEEEEN. I LOVE YOU! SO MUCH.

EDIT: I MEAN, THE 'I ALMOST USED THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN, WHICH IS EVEN WORSE'?! AHAHAHA. WHO ELSE CAN IDENTIFY WITH THAT?! AHAHA, I MEAN. OH MY GOSH. I JUST. OH KATHLEEN, YOU ARE SO AWESOME.

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KATHLEEN





















Saturday, October 25, 2008

Seton photos

Don't you love the contrast of good Catholic high school girls to a high school football game? YEESH.

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AHAHAHAHA.

AHAHAHAHA.

WHY IS HE TURNING AROUND?

Dance partay?

THAT WAS SORTA AMAZING. THANK YOU, SETON LADIES

Click picture below for TONSSSS MORRRRRE.

I am dead.




AWWW, HE IS DRAWING.

AMAZING. Look how sweetly they are looming.

He looks so giddy!


Oh my heart.

Oh my.

Slayfull!

This camera is kinda glowy.

Yes, David, one day soon (like today) all these girls shall be yours.

It doesn't matter if you don't know what to do with them.

They can help you!

Be your personal assistants and all that jazz, you know?

Maybe buy you a warmer jacket?


Oh my heart.

Aww honey.

AWWW HONEYYYY.


THESE ARE AMAZING.

So intense.

Oh the distaaaance.

Why so far awaaay, David?

'I dunno!'

David has waaaay too much in his pockets.

Awww, his hand engulfs hers. *melts*

ADORABLE. CAN DAVID PLEASE HOOK UP WITH A CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL?

PLEASE, DAVID?

I ship David and the one in the glasses.

Got that, David?

I LOVE THIS PICTURE.

And this! So close!




*melts*



TEENAGE BOYS FOR DAVID ARCHULETA.

ALL SORTS OF AMAZING. CHOOSE ONE AND PROCREATE, DAVID. YOU'D HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL BABIES.

EVIDENCE TO MY CLAIM.

Love him.




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