"I'm just going to draw some shorts on her."

STORY TIME (courtesy of shebee):

Someone gave David a gift in a bag from some store. The girl in a pic on the bag had a really short skirt on.

He looked at it...kind of did a double take and said:

'I'm just going to draw some shorts on her... I'm weird, I know.'




the bag he drew the shorts on...good for him...sticks to his beliefs no matter what.



I. ADORE. HIM.

DAVID, NEVER CHANGE.


AND...

KABOOM.

i am dead.