12 months of SnarkyArchies.com

This is SnarkyArchies.com. Welcome:

'We're getting a lot of referrals from various message boards and sites and I think people feel a little intimidated by our twentiness. Guys, every Archie fan is welcome here! We seriously love you all. More than you could know! Our love is like, I don't know, Mount Vesuvius, and ready to explode and cover you all in our lavabombs of pure love. Pure love! We exude love. The purpose of this site is to express our love. Do you know how much we love you? We love you! We do! Come here, give me a big hug, because YOU, you there, over there, from the Golden Archies board, or Fans of David, or MJ's blog, or Rickey's, or Loving Archie, or Archuleta Avenue, or IDF, or Noting David -- you 16-year-old, or 50-year-old, or 45-year-old, you banker or doctor or student or pharmacy technician or ice-cream truck driver -- you! You come here and let me love you, because I love you.

Did you know I love you?

I love you.

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So don't be shy. Let's talk. And love. Forever. FOREVER.'

ABOVE ALL: DAVID IS THE ULTIMATE BOY BAND, yes.

September, 2008:
The site is born in the twilight hours of Sunday, September 14th.
Ford Day brings us publicity.
JANEY MAKES HER FIRST POST. WE LOVE US SOME JANEY, RIGHT?!
ThisIsYourMotherSpeaking makes her debut and Bam names her Mom, a name that lives on in infamy.

October, 2008:
THE GREAT STAMPEDE OF 2008.
And, oh my gosh, who can forget those Seton pics?
WE DISCOVER KATHLEEN AND KARIN AND LYNN BECAUSE DAVID IS STEALTHY LIKE A NINJA. Kathleen becomes a wifey: 'OMG, KATHLEEN, I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE THE CUTEST THING EVER. PLEASE VISIT SNARKIES AND COMMENT. SERIOUSLY.'

November, 2008:
DAVID ARCHULETA: THE ALBUM drops.
DEAR DAVID: There is no way you actually read all these (even though you totally told Julee you did in Houston). But thank you for being wonderful. And truly, you are like jelly in a world of moldy bread.
If David were PRESIDENT. 'Hey everybodyyyyyy, it's President Archuleta hereeeee. This most powerful man on earth thing is keeping me crazy busy but it's soooo fun haha.'
PAULA MAKES HER SNARKY REPORTER DEBUT. We weep with joy: 'I also have 4 more videos to share, 3 of which are of David singing along to his own songs. I was seriously elated, because we know how David is when he hears himself sing. There was nothing stopping him on that day from being completely ecstatic. You could feel it in his whole being. I have never seen him so excited and happy before.'
Team David <3 Snarkies.

December, 2008:
We do our very first Snarky contest thanks to FairyGodMother and NewAngel writes her first DavidArchie fanfic (you can see how she's progressed on MomJulee's blog).
Because Chicago is made of fail, we give you, Fourteen Miles.
Happy Birthday, David!

January, 2009:
We interview Mike K. before he became David's guitarist and it becomes THE FIRST TIME ZERO GRAVITY IS MENTIONED...
So we become the first site to post the lyrics to ZERO GRAVITY & FIGHTING FOR YOU. That is right, peeps!
David bums a SnarkyArchies sign off NewAngel and smiles like he means it (he doesn't).

Annie, who is really hot, makes David a Converse model. Yeeeeah, bb.

February, 2009:
David embarks on his first solo tour and 19,000 people flock to SnarkyArchies.com to watch.

Potato-Throwin' Palak becomes infamous.


March, 2009:
Thanks to the amazing person that is our SnarkyFairyGodMother, we send two people to Chicago to watch the concert that became Touch My Hand. (Hi, Holly! I see you there.)
As we are off frolicking in Utah, Kimberly writes to David.
Dana writes one of her many sappy love!fests.
Jenny from FOD talks to David and gives a shout out to fansites. This is the first time I heard David say 'Snarky Archies' and we all almost died.
The interview that was more trouble than it was worth. But at least some of you seemed to like it. And hey, David sang 'you are the sweetest thing' at me, so I am plenty happy. Parts 1, 2, 3, and 4.

April, 2009:
Snarkies is the first site to publicly glom to David's snarky, Twitter self. WE KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG, BB. WE COULD TELL BY THE 'is in Ohio.'

Me and Bam see David in Cleveland and it's Tulsa Revisited.

May, 2009:
Manila SnarkyArchies sign and a vlog shout out from David!!


June, 2009:
Hush cats!

And... ASTERIX IS BORN. She be fierce and comes out when she needs to do some protectin'.
Punctuation meets Snarky!David.

July, 2009:
ASTERIX GOES TO THE CINCINNATI VIP and 'David be like white chocolate bunnies, guys. He is THAT wonderful. I told him Snarkies be likin' them some bunnies in the dumb letter I writes him.' AND ASTERIX SPEAKS TO HIM: 'And, my people, I SPOKE to David Archuleta. I said maybe 10? 20? Some words.' His life be forever changeded.
Lori and cupcake make their Snarky grand entrance.

August, 2009:
David does not have a favorite Capri Sun. THANK YOU, CHELSEY.
Also, Chelsey and Brooke appear in a video on D'Arch.com.

September, 2009:
Janey makes the greatest post ever: D's bow tie is betta, snarkies says so.
We let our inner-child fly free here at Snarkies, but, uh, sometimes get carried away.
BB EXPLAINED.